Willie's profile

For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of meeting my cousin, he's Willie G. Bob Jr., the fourth and star of ABC's upcoming Fall special the Redneck Bachlor.


"Willie facts":

• His friends call him "Billy"
• He has three brothers, also named Willie
• He prefers "the fourth" to be spelled out to make sure people understand he's American and not Roman
• He currently has twenty three separate tattoos...wait...Twenty four, now.
• Willie lived with his mom until he was twenty-five. Sadly, she passed away when he was only eighteen.
• Of all of his ex-wives, SusieLou Cooter-Bob was the best kisser, even better than that skank LeeAnne Cooter [please note that the previous statement was stipulated as a legal obligation from a divorce proceeding and not an indictment of LeeAnne Cooter or any of Willie's other ex-wives]

Here's a recent picture of him for you to look at: http://www.woltermanns.com/ramblings/willie.jpg

the Red Neck Bachelor is coming to ABC this Fall!

I'm excited to leak the news of an upcoming show on ABC this Fall called the Red Neck Bachelor!

This is a real breaking news coup that you won't find anywhere else. ABC isn't going to promote the show at this time because they are saving it for a fall sweeps replacement.

I have knowledge of the show only because my cousin, Willie, is the Red Neck bachelor hisself.

Willie's a great guy, despite what you might've heard about him.

Anyway, I'll share more news as I get it. Stay tuned for more updates here on the unofficial Red Neck Bachelor Blog!