Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Lyrics for the 12 Days of Redneck Christmas

The Twelve Days of Redneck Christmas


On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

A case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me

Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Eleven pies of pizza,
Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.


On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve songs by Gretchen Wilson (she’s a cutie, ain’t she?),
Eleven pies of pizza,
Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me!

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