The Twelve Days of Redneck Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven pies of pizza,
Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve songs by Gretchen Wilson (she’s a cutie, ain’t she?),
Eleven pies of pizza,
Ten cousins kissin’,
Nine dogs fer huntin’,
Eight strippers strippin’,
Seven ex’s callin’,
Six stock cars crashin’,
Five parts fer my truck,
Four velvet Elvis,
Three fishin’ holes,
Two busted washers,
And a case of Miller Light just fer me!
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