Some folks say that I can be a little tough ta understand sometimes. Here's a list of some common words and phrases I've been know ta udder and they meanings. More ta come.
T.V. - TayVay: The crown jewel of any proper livin' area or fancy bathroom.
Bathroom - Baithrum: Where a man goes to do his best thinkin' and stinkin'. Heh. I'm a poet and didn't even know it.
Get your drink on - Git yer drink own: What you need to do ta get right before a big night out on the town.
Christmas - Krismus: That special time a year what celebrates when the little baby Jesus come down from space and most of us takes our yearly bath.
Well - Way-ul: The thing what you gets the water from fer the Christmas bath.
Satellite dish - Sat-i-lat dee-ush: The thing what you ties the dog to so he stays in the yard.
Varnish - Varneesh: What happens to a man when the alimony's due.
Foreplay - Furplee: What you gets when you puts your dollar in the jukebox.
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