Dear Cousin Willie,
I was grief-stricken to learn of the death of Walter Morrison the inventor of the Frisbee, the greatest recreational device in American history. Many are the summers that I would spend on the beach spinning my discs and soaking in the sun. I am totally bummed. You got anything to cheer me up?
Tofer in San Diego
Dear Tofer,
I share your sadness at the passing of this great old coot. The Frisbee is one of the greatest American inventions of all time, right behind the pickup truck, the pump action shotgun and the Dukes of Hazzard. The best part of a Frisbee is you can use it for so many things:
A pan for catchin' oil from a leak in your truck
A hat for when it's rainin'
A surprisingly good contraceptive (don't even ask)
Somethin' to hold your marbles
and, in a pinch, a container that holds approximately 14.75 ounces of beer
The world is a lesser place fer his passing.
Rock on in sorrow,
Cousin Willie
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