1. The young gals are startin' ta dress less. A course so do the old ones, but no season is perfect.
2. Watchin' the grass grow like crazy! Mainly 'cause I likes ta see my dumb ol' neighbor Lester workin' his fool butt off. Heck, I'll spend half the day sittin' out back on the warsher, drinkin' a brew and watchin' Lester sweat.
3. Not mowin' my crazy high grass. 'Cause I'm busy doin' the whole dislikin' Lester thang and it seems ta drive him nuts.
4. New Spring fashions! This time of year I change out my old flannel shirt and underdrawers with a fresh set. Whether I need to er not.
5. Baseball starts up! Listenin' ta the game gives me a built in somethin' ta do when I'm out in the yard drinkin' beer and laughin' at Lester.
6. Hot tubbin'! The water in the rain barrel ain't quite as nippy this time a year. Fer the more festive occasions I'll heat it up a notch with the ass-etylene torch an' drag the ol' TV out fer re-runs a Dukes of Hazzard. Good times!
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